possibilities and ways to be rejected for jury duty selection on monday.

-peeing myself 

- talking to jesus 

need more suggestions 

→ LOST DOG. BIG BLACK LAB. NO COLLAR. COMMERCIAL DRIVE / BROADWAY

 (October, 3rd). East van keep your eyes open..someone stole my friends dog  last night and he is not at any of the local shelters or the pound.

the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

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Listening to two guys bond over the fact that I have punched them both in the face for no good reason…. How do I maintain friendships? Why am I so good at drinking?

dayzea:

yes

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